Jokes That Not Funny

Babies are very cute all the parents now like to take their baby photos and share in the social media! Me and my wife also have no exception too! But just to let you know that there is few spot or way you cannot take picture with your baby. Even is a fake or joke or you think is funny and just want to share with your friends but still is a taboo to post and share! 

The most sensitive one is you put your baby at out door under the tree or next to the sampah!! This photo will make people think that someone buang anak again!!! Even is a joke but by the time pictures kana share and spread you baby last last will maybe no jadi your anak!!!

 Next.... do not take CSI crime scene photos like that! If you do so sure kana people boom gao~gao in FB. People will swear you no brain, no heart, no otak~otak!!!

 This one you sure die one lah.... people who see you on the street 100% you sure kana tampar by people Q-up. Slap until your face like a pig head that big ah!!!

 Hang or throw high high...

This one no so hardcore lah but still some people don't like to see also.

Riding bike or atv

This one people don't like to see but still many parents like to do also!!! Every weekend sure can see some brave daddy hug their baby and ride atv on the beach or riding scooter in kampong!!! 

Anyone... just have to be careful when you want to take some awesome family picture lah!!!

Finished CNY 2013

See.... just like that 15 days CNY habis sudah!!! The last day of CNY hockian people call it "Chap Goh May" it mean 15th nights. So this night also same like the day before 1st day CNY everyone makan together. The only thing different is after CGM there is no more angpao given sudah!! hehehe

Last night I can feel that CNY is no more my things.... now is pass over to the young new generation. Here are our Lim Family new generation.

Last time in out house is all boy only one girl, now is all girl only one boy!!

Happy 29 National Day

Concepts Computer Launch New Epson Printers

New Epson printers has just launched at Concepts Computer in morning. Epson L550, Epson AcuLaser C1700 and Epson AcuLaser CX17N are strongly recommended for SME or home office use. Reasonable price, reliable, multi function and most important thing is the ink can save you money Kopi gao-gao.

 The Epson L550
The Epson L550, World’s 1st Original Ink Tank System All-In-One Printer with Fax, will be selling at an introductory selling price of $418 and it comes with 6 bottles of 70ml Original Inks – 3 bottles of black, and one bottle each for  cyan, magenta and yellow. The low cost of consumables ensures low cost high volume printing, at $10 per bottle and with an expected print yield of 4,000 pages. And with such a high expected print yield of 4,000 pages with an ISO speed of 9.0ppm, the Epson L550 continuous ink tank all-in-one printer with fax is a heavy duty printer which needs to be used regularly to ensure economical usage.

Zul Abdul Rahman – Marketing Executive of Concepts Computer said

“PRINTERS THAT OFFER BIG SAVINGS is the key point that we are trying to share, and we hope the local SMEs understands what Concepts Computer and Epson have to offer,”

Epson AcuLaser CX17N 

Next on offer from Epson is the Epson AcuLaser CX17N, a robust all-in-one colour laser printer perfect for medium and large enterprises with it's many functions and great printing performance at 15 pages per minute for black and 12 pages per minute for colour print-outs. The Epson AcuLaser CX17N will be available for $668.00 only, with replacement toners expected to cost $98 per cartridge per color, that is black, cyan, magenta and yellow. At such a low initial purchase and consumables cost, the Epson AcuLaser CX17N is one of the most affordable All-In-One Laser printer in terms of upkeep.

Epson AcuLaser C1700

The Epson AcuLaser C1700, an affordable colour laser printer perfect for home users or small offices, especially with it's small size and great printing performance at 12 pages per minute for black and 10 pages per minute for colour print-outs. It's perfect for home or small offices because it has one of the smallest desk footprint size for a colour laser printer which means it can comfortably fit into any small office environment. The Epson AcuLaser C1700 will be available for $338.00 only, with replacement toners expected to cost $98 per cartridge per color, that is black, cyan, magenta and yellow.

Vincent Pao, General Manager of Concepts Computer, speaking to the media, commented that, “Epson is not only catering to the needs of everyday users but also to the needs of small, medium and large enterprises. This will ensure that Epson will have a high market range when it comes to choices so that customers can perfectly purchase a printer exactly to their needs.”

My Favorite Game

Hehe... Don't tell you you also don't know, this is my favorite game I like to play when I in the public especially in food court, fast foods or any restaurant sit down and share table there. When I'm alone having my meal if come some chinese I like to sit diam diam and just don't make any sound coz if I do that mostly chinese who don't know me they thought that I'm a big fat samak hairy malay sitting alone no friends makan sendiri!!! T.T sound like I'm a tipy boy here but any way this is all I want they think of me! Then the chinese people will starting talking bull shit and gossip other people liao!

Is quite siok pulang when listen what they talk.. and some more you can look at their eyes when they look at me start hesitate I'm a chinese or malay... should ignore this guy and keep going with the conversation??? Hehehe I know that I am evil of playing this.. but is really fun bah!! There is couple of time I heard a lot of nice story of some couple of their love story... affair with others... Otang duit no pay.... macam-macam cerita lah!!

The best is one time at many years ago I went to Mum bakery buy roti when I pay my bill the time this auntie behind me talking about me in chinese to her 2 children say she thought I'm a malay "Look this malay. Nang Bu Ti Nang, Gui Bu Ti Gui" human not like human, ghost not like ghost.

That time I was very marah... but I play smart!!! Right after I pay and take my roti want to jalan I turn back and look at the aunty and say in malay " I look like a ghost or human is none of your business, all you need to do is jaga good good your anak like us... and btw some malay like me we also understand and can speak Chinese too"

Wahahahahah her face tarus like monkey butt rea like a fire malu and feel like want to look for a lobang to hide her head down!!!!

If she say me Malay not like Malay, Chinese not like Chinese. I think that time I was that mad lagi!!!

Crazy, Like That Also Dare

Once again.... Some people really have a problem with the knowledge of how to use the roundabout here. I just don't understand where do they learn from to use the way. Roundabout is can for you to make another round turn again if you first time can make into your way!!! Don't just cut in like nobody business.
For example like today I came from Gadong and want to go Beribi. This driver can masuk to the line she want then she just over take me can cut it just like that!! Lucky I'm a F1 driver (Fantastic 1 Driver) aware all the time and no hit her ass!!! If not banar banar bad luck I had this month.

Some more some people I also don't understand why they have to drive so fast in the roundabout there! What are they rush about I also don't know. It should be put up a speed limit sign for them. But anyway this one also no use one lah.... Just don't know when everyone can be like me a F1 driver here!
Yalah.... because of some idiot driver now this roundabout soon going to use Traffic Lights oh!!!!
I don't know in future this traffic light is going to solve no more accident or create more traffic jam!!!

Does He Need To Retest How To Drive?

Ya that's why you don't harap the traffic light some time you also have to be 2X caution. Look this is why some people out there still don't know red is stop or go!!! He knew is not his turn to go yet but still don't care people live and do this way. Luckily there is no motobike from behind run fast fast..if not also go die fast fast lo!!!! Today we still have a lot this kind of selfish driver so we all have to be more careful on the road! 

Small Small Things, Don't Play Play

Right after the doctor said confirmed my baby can balik rumah my body felt like putting down ton of rock. This is the longest and hardest 33 hours I every had. Not only the worry part of my daughter are hard but also the sleeping also hard... you think sleeping at Ripas are easy ka? is harder than you drunk and sleep in the toilet!!! Position of sleep not comfort, Air temperature too cold... this two things are enough to suffering you there! Now I understand why some parents like to send their children to JPMC. Is not because the medical facilities are better is because the parents also can have a proper rest when jaga their anak! 

Me when I was young the time also got few times kana tahan at Ripas sudah. But that few time is I sleep on the bed and rest, now I'm a father is to jaga my anak so is different feeling of staying there! Sick and Jaga people in hospital are totally different feeling... fyi after the long 33 hours in the ward I prefer to be the one who sick and can sleep on the bed! 

When my wife gave birth my two baby girls I didn't stay over night in the hospital... this time is my first time and I hope no more second time! 

Lucky the canteen open until 3am it save my belly for hungry lah... Guys if you next time jaga someone there remember to wear winter dress... if not you regret ah!

Not sure what is going on with my love why her fever sekejap 40 then drop to 38 then up again 39... the whole night I feel like my hearth sitting in the Pusing Lagi going up and down when every time checking her body temperature. Thank god and you people blessing in FB now she Ok sudah, and eat can play like normal now at home. Maybe is kind of viral out there lah... I got few friends anak also having the same shit here... So Bruthers better don't play play with this little small fever or batok... Once your baby or young one not feeling well please don't hesitate and bring them to see doctor or hospital!!!  

When the doctor said "ok she fine can go home now" I feeling I'm PeterPan flying there!

Thank you doctor... Thank you nurses!

Every hours me none stop keep monitor my baby temperature.

I feel like in winter here! 

Hungry???? No problem...3am last call!!! Btw the soft drink shouldn't blocking the Hose Reel. If got fire should just use the soft drink to safe the fire???

Number 40

This is the number that a parents which never like to see! 40 is a sign of bad... Real bad. And it can make you panic,unhappy, suffering. You'll  telling yourself Enough please don't go up anymore!

Yes yesterday I saw this number twice in a day. At 11.30pm I can't wait no more and send my Evalim to RIPAS emergency room. Don't know what is the reason that cause her to have high fever but actually she has been sick start at 4th day of CNY. I did bring her to see doctor but maybe the doctor not handsome enough lah so the sickness didn't reduce. I have no ideal what's going on like that but there is a lot of Children out there also having a same problem like my baby from last years December until today. First is just normal fever saja then makan ubat for few days still didn't reduce but getting worst. But now at 11.30pm her temperature drop at 36.7 sudah.... Hope tomorrow she can discharge and go home lah!!

Tinted Window ~ Global Warming

Don't know what's going on lah, I'm not a Scientist me no school high high.. I just know that recently the weather are turning hot sudah! Afternoon driving my arm and hand feel like kana bite by the sunlight. The UV is kinda high lah brunther! My my arm is one right hand is darker than left arm.

Two days ago me cannot tahan sudah I went to by this tinted my both front window. Is consider cheap lah.. only 6 dollars saja, by now I can fell that my car room temperature is dropping a lot and much cooler too!! Even my car aircon now not need to blasted full speed in the afternoon sudah! 

Too bad tinted car window are not allow to do in town here... kana tangkap saman lah. this is no smuggling drugs or curi barang lah.. for me is not a crime. Kana saman also no choice lah... what to do the weather is getting hot and hot I prefer saman than my health getting bad!!!  

Start Working...

This year CNY holiday macam lama habis lah...I feel like start paloi already, my brain no blogging, no typing, no social... like no life!! Cannot tahan lah so today must sit in front my monitor and start do my work now.

If you ask me how's my CNY holiday I only got 2 words to say. Tired and Sick.

Tired is me everyday drive here drive there, visit here visit there. Still has a lot of friends house I cant make it to visit.

Secondly is Sick, Everyone I see sure some of their family member got sick. Even my 2 daughter also sick too. The first daughter cough before 1st day cny, my second daughter start fever after 3 days cny.

Went to clinic also see few of my friends bring their anak too. Can't believe that in clinic also can Gong Xi Fatt Chai there... Lol

The other things I feel up set is that this year the Lion Dance didn't visit my house to perform lah. Every  year first day of CNY before 10.30am sure they came to visit my house but this year didn't turn out.

I heard the reason is because it only have 3 days to go around in town so that's why no enough time to do for every chinese house lah. But I'm fine with it because I have something better than that they come to my house and dance. Because this year I have a new lion head he automatic come to my house and guard my home.

Three years ago I adopted one old Red lion head. This year another brand new lion head comes to me.... yeah look like I'm gonna have a prosperity year ahead from me!!!! Next year you'll see my house got two lion head sit both side of my house!!!!

Don't Buy Cheap Party Toys

Listen Bruthers and especially father mother who want to host a birthday party for your young one. If you plan to buy some party toys for the kids to play please better beware those cheap quality made from China which selling at 1.99 shop. Recently my sister bring her daughter to one of her friend's anak party and bring back this blowing pipi toy. And my sister found that her anak mouth, teeth and gum all turn yellow lupanya is from this toys. The color from the plastic will fade after it touched by water, saliva. And the color will stay on your skin for whole day... isn't that dangerous for your kids to play with? Don't even know this color got toxic or not. But is true out there has a lot of toys which selling very cheap don't know is it safe for our children to play or not! Like there is one time I pass by the mall at ground fall some booth selling fake snakes and rats. once I touch the rat my hand smell like kerosene and is smell very strong. I just don't understand how and why the shop owner still have to selling all this toxic toys to the young one, Doesn't them care about the kids health and life ka???

I say before they selling toys to public they should have a certificate to proof that the toys are safe to play for baby or kids which is like ToyRUs all the toys must be qualified and safe to play for our children. 

Concepts Computer Open House

Brunei 2013 Chinese New Year Song!!!

Last Call.. Last Call!!!!

Wash the first car...

Aiya... me sakit kepala ah!!! still have a lot of things haven't done yet and CNY is coming. Yesterday like orang gila rush here rush there. Morning send car to wash, Go Bank change money for Angpao then went rozfloraculture greenhouse buy some more flowers. Then 2 pm send another car to wash, 4pm pick my bother in law at airport. Tons and tons of things still behind my back haven't finish. My room haven't do spring cleaning lagi... baju raja haven't buy yet... worth come to worth I think this year I wear slipper visit friends house tu!!! Some more my new maid haven't arrive lagi lah... that's is why my busy until no time to update my blog bruthers and also this year my Chinese New Year greeting song also no time to do!! So sorry bruthers! 

 I just knew that Baiduri uniform change already!!!

Wash the second car!!!

rozfloraculture greenhouse with my mom in law and daughter! 

Tamagotchi Happy Meal Toys

Either you are young or old! McDonald is proud to present to you the Tamagotchi Happy Meal toys.

They are Nametchi car race and Memetchi Basketball for week 1, Melodchi Golf and Kuromametchi soccer for week 2, Spaceytchi UFO and Lovelin Heart collection for week 3 and for week 4 Kuchipatchi baseball and Himespetchi exciting house.

Happy Meal consist of either beef, chicken or cheese burger burger, 4 pcs nuggets or 1 pc chicken with side of small fries or fruit cup and 1 soft drink.

So hurry as they are available for limited time only and while stock last. So head down to McDonald's which is located in Gadong or call 244 9669 for delivery ( terms and conditions apply).

Come Fatt Come Fatt 來發來發！！！

 Come come come... is started already one year one time CNY deco at the NBT showroom there!! Got come got Fatt, No come no Fatt. CNY everyone want to Fatt Fatt Fatt !!!!

Tonight I bring my anak come here and take photos but macam like not so much people yet, looks like haven't started Fatt lagi! maybe need to wait for few more days lagi lah then baru start Fatt!!!

But baru started open few days saja just now I already saw many place kana rosak sudah. But that all is Ok lah not going to hurt you one... The only things is dangerous is those spotlight lah. The broken spotlight are sharp enough to cut you legs and the wire cable might shock you too!!! So just pay a little caution when you enjoy the fun there lah! I hope they can have some technician standby there lah! see what rosak tarus can fix it.

Sometime children their eyes are look at the deco so they might get hurt by the broken spotlight or lightbulb. So parents please be careful to taking care your children while visit there! 

When Robin Won A Photogenic Contest

Look Right

A place that you and me love to look at the right! I don't know you lah but I do keep doing this for many year sudah. I think is the first day I started go my driving license or my first new car.

Doesn't matter of what.. once I pass by here is a must look my car on the reflection of the window of AR service apartment. Just a second saja also puas hati bruthers... even night time I also look at it!

I can't find another place got this kind of mirror in town that I can look at my car so handsome and kilat!!! I knew that is dangerous but I just can't no to look at Right every time I passing here! 

Wah... my car so handsome there!!! 

Brunei Is Not A Dumping Area

Please ban for the Second Hand Tyre import to Brunei!!! Our country is not a place for keeping their rubbish here!!

Look I'm not kidding, every week more than a thousand of used tyre import to our land and we people here now have to keep their rubbish. THEY (countries who export 2nd hand tyre)  not need to worry how to disposable their tyre. I really don't understand what so good to use a second tyre!!

Is old, unsafe, less grip.... the only things is Cheap!!!

Look I understand is cheap Ok but because of cheap now the consumption of pakai tyre turn more sudah! A new tyre if you use nicely can use up to 25-30 thousand km or 1 1/2 years but a second hand tyre only last for 6-7k so in a year you'll use up to 4 to 5 pieces just to equivalence to a new tyre and the money you save also not so much different you buy a new tyre in first day! 

Not only that the second hand tyre saja... The import second hand car spare parts and used car also the same. those are the people outside they don't want already and dump into your house!!! 

Why... why have to be so stupid that using people rubbish here!!!

If mau let them import can... charge another fees for Disposable Tax.