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World Water Day 2012















I got My Pass For The PSM 2012

See you there!!!! Tomorrow is the open ceremony and I'll be there too. The event is held for 3 days so Bruther let's have a great day at Pantai Muara. Don't forget to bring your Off Spray and Sunblock tu!!!

Vantage Suitcase

Do you still remember the Lai Lai shoes shop at the Batu Satu there ka? Look what I found in their shop second floor there. Vantage suitcase and is new.... of coz is old already but is not second hand!!!
Every pieces still in tiptop condition. Really don't play play... after so many year already is tahan...Samsonite really is a good suitcase!!! Original price is 3 hundreds plus and now only 50 plus saja!!! Who want to look for old skool bag for your laptop I think this is a good choice for you!!
P.Ramly look with high tech gadget.... hehehe cool+style=70's 007


Apple Reseller Open At ITB

OK so this is how it look like with the shop.We just see see look look at outside the shop coz is not open due to lunch break! Maybe me next time can camp here for waiting the New iPad hehehe. 

Break Even


I didn't know they have this feature in the receipt when every time you ask for paying the bill. I was having dinner with my wife at one of the famous steak house at batu satu there. If you look down the bottom of the receipt as you can see "Sales Per PAX" which mean that average that table each person how much they eat. So you not need to sakit kepala to think how much everyone eat already. Of coz this is only can for those people who don't kira-kira one lah, If like he eat $30 and me eat $25.00 why I have to pay for him them this calculation tak takai already!!!

New Cool Kit


Check out the Meguiar's new Kits for Paint Restoration Kit, New Car Kit and Headlight Restoration Kit. 
Oh.. I like to have one of this man.... this is so cool every thing is come with small packaging coz normally they don't sell small size one!!! I personally think this is a good stuff as a gift for your buddy's birthday gift! For man like us don't know what to buy for your friend's birthday and those Kit is the best choose. Nice packaging and everything are ready inside.... awesome right! Not need to headache to think what to give them, sure all of them got car and this is good for them.
This is a "One Stone Hit Two Birds" Kit!!!!!check it out this at the Sin Hup Huat Company Max Centre.

The New iPad & iPhone5 Available For Hell


Wah..... so fast jau, we haven't got it here and now already available for the hell people sudah... Steady!
Last weekend I went to Miri and saw the "Pray Shop" selling all kind of stuff for the pass away people.
From the luxury house and car to the cheapo grocery item macam-macam ada!!! Hell money from 100,000 to 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 also have!!!
The only thing I don't see that is "Medicine" 
Is it that mean people after died are not going to sick anymore? I guess so!
So the “Qing Ming" is coming soon so the Chinese is the one year one time visit the cemetery and pray for their love one who pass away.
Hopefully is not a hot sunny day or raining day lah!!!

BMW, M-Benz, Mini, T-Alphard macam-macam ada!!!

I wonder Kuala Lurah got this or not ho!!!!! hahaha

King of The Road 2

Polishing Is Tougher Than Bakery


In my life.. I love to learn things.... This few year I learned how to play Ukulele, Photography, Blogging,    HTML, Video Editing etc etc..... Again now addicted to learn how to do Car Treatment!
Dulu-dulu I do waxing car only take 2 to 3 hours saja. Start from 3 pm, wash, vacuum and clean the car then waxing by 6:30pm already can finish. But this days people requirement standard getting higher and higher. If still using the old skool way today where can cari makan! 

I recently learning how to do SPA for the car. Last time I never know "Polishing" and Waxing is a different things. And no one teach us what is the correct way to Shining the car one... Now then I know the way I last time do one is all wrong.
Who's car want to let me experiment? Please don't hesitate and let me do!!!! hahahahah!!!!
I spend 8 hours to clean my friend's car I notice that Polishing car this job is tougher than a Bakery!!! If any Bakery shop think that is not true.... Please invite me to your shop, I don't might to come to your shop see and learn how to bake roti too!!! hehehe
I still need to learn how to go for expert stage!!! Now I still learning bruther! Maybe one day I can do Door-to-Door car SPA service earn extra income also not bad too!!! 

Miri Dim Sum

You thing I'm going to talk about the Miri's Dim Sum is it? heheheh no this time you wrong!
I'm not going to have their Dim Sum review.... I'm just want to talk about the Dim Sum culture between Brunei and Miri. 
Last Sunday I went to Miri for shopping with my wife and mother in law. When I time we reached there is about 9 something and we went to one of this restaurant having Dim Sum there. 
This is my first time I hang out with the Miri people makan Dim Sum. We find a table right on the corner and sit down then order the food. 
Everything looks a same like our Chinese in Brunei having Dim Sum like at the Lucky Restaurant or Phong Mam Lou! Family enjoy the meal, Chit Chat, talk loud, Kids running around.... nothing special one.... 
But right after when I almost wanted to pay the bill the time I notice one thing Miri people don't have like we Brunei do!!!!
This restaurant have more than 50 tables and I don't see any one bring "Maid"!!!!!
None of a single family bring their maid together sit down and eat Dim Sum with them one?
If us.... you see 10 out of 4 sure got maid there and jaga their anak!!!
This is only thing I found Miri people different from our here!!! If you don;t believe me... next time you go there and see yourself lah!!!

I'm Not A Good Driver!!!

Yes... is true!!!! I'm not a good driver!! I don't know how to Mad, Horn or Swear on some people who are really good in driving! I wish I have the guts like you people dare to Horn those King of The Road or roll down your window and give them your finger!!!
I only can post my videos and words in my blog and this is the only way I can breath another fresh air again!!!! 
Honestly I'm not really support the new idea of cutting points things if the driver have done salah on the road. I say is better "Retake" the driving test lagi better!!! Coz people are not afraid of Saman one.... People are only afraid in Trouble saja!!!! Anyone caught on the Speeding, Red Light, Fail Parking, Accident etc all kana call masuk take driving test again... See like that baru ya!!! They already fail on the road shouldn't let this people easy on the road again... Let them take the test again until they know what is right what is wrong!
Driving is not FOLLOW YOUR MOOD!! Is Follow the Rules!!!!
This day many people driving using their mood one and that's is why people said "Suka-Suka Hati" bah!!!

In this video lucky my babies sit together with my maid not falling from the seat... if that time my babies palanting coz I brake hard to avoid accident, this two driving going to say "Hi" to my camera!!!!

Latest Hot Apps


Hey Bruther let's play this Drawsome apps. This is the hot apps at this few days. I been stuck with this apps for 2 days already and is really great and awesome. This apps stop me for playing Angry Birds and Facebook and almost stopping me to update my blog here. 

Is really fun and simple. Just draw picture and let your friends guess what it the thing you draw. 
Yeah it sound childish and stupid yeah... But once you play and you can't stop it!!! 
Come join me with this apps and do please add me bruther!!!

I Test Drive PriusC


I finally got a change to test drive the new Prius C at the NBT. 
Really siok man this car... When staring the engine is more silence than I switch on my room aircon. Seriously I don't hear any sound come out from the engine bay unless you step on some more fuel then baru can hear that engine is running.
So fat this is the cheapest Hybrid car in town. $39k OTR but of coz got discount one lah.
I was told by the salesgirl this car full tank can run more than 900km.. this is awesome man!!! 
If I own one of this car I think me one month only visit the fuel station 2 time saja...hahahah
About the power of coz cannot compare with my 2.0 car lah.. of coz this car is not for power one lah is for save fuel and their technology. But when I test drive it with 3 passenger and out the simpang... hey not bad leh I under estimate her! I feel it like got my another car 1.8 Chevrolet Orlando power there. This is worth to buy it you everyday driving car here and there like do sale one. If for me like a family man then I a bit too small for me loh! Unless got hatchback version then ok I love to have one!

If I still a bujang I sure get one. This car is more suitable for the young generation lah. Is has a few fancy color and I myself like the blue one.
Don'y play play.... this car not only is Clean but also Clever too. It can record and understand how the driver drive. When I test drive this car I see my record I only got 58/100 which mean that my style and attitude not so really qualified as a Green man to drive coz I drive like got a bit aggressive and brake a bit hard in every go and stop. This car really a smart car I like it. If Beach Bunch member everyone buy one of this car it will be awesome lah!!! Right Bruther!!!     


Beach Bunch And SMJA


Last week is really a busy week for me sampai me no time to update my blog. This post actually I want update on last week one but too much thing come in the same time so no choice now then I post it up. We Beach Bunch was invited by the SMJA school to have a speech for the year 7 students in their Science Hall. Talking with them and play with some games too.
We Beach Bunch this year are going to have a lot of activities and I'm sure we gonna have fun yo!!!


I Guess That's Is Why....


That day I'm thinking why women driving car not as good as men. Navigation and Handling always are the major problem for them. For several times of thinking I think I got the answers...
Women not good on driving wasn't their problems...... They have nothing wrong about it!! So stop blaming them Ok!!! 
So who's false is that? Is their parents!!! Parents only train they son to learn how to drive a car since from a little boy but never train their daughter! You see.... parents only buy car toys to their son and never buy for their daughter one... Correct right!!! So how do you expected the little girls grow up the time can drive a car as good as like a man?
Tell me which parent have ever buy a Remote Control Car for their daughter one? No right!!! They only buy for their son... So man dari dulu dulu already know or expert how to control a car sudah bah!!! Of coz we men are very good in driving lah!
So to train your woman as a good driver have to start from early stage!!! Buy a remote control car for your daughter now like me... I bought a Mini for my 1st daughter.
I got this solution is because one day I saw my daughter and nieces toys bah... All girl's toys in the room, not even a single toy is for boy. So I thinking to get her a RC and hope she gonna like it. As I expected she like it a lot and started slowly know how to controlling it. Of coz keep on langga the wall lah...
Hopefully one day she can drive like her father me!!!hehehe

My daughter's first accident. Her Mini's headlight broken after 5 minutes test drive!!! 



Outside Is More Exciting Then Inside


In fact I want to watch this final match Brunei vs Indonesia at home one. I have bet with my 3 maid at home for if we Brunei win they all have to buy me Nasi Katok and if Indonesia win I buy them Ayam Penyet. But last minute I received a call that I got a job at the national stadium to take care the LCD projector. So went there and watch the match.
It was so exciting to watch it live there... so many people came to support the country. In fact I'm not a football fans as you know but the moment you was there.. don't like football you also become support them Brunei team. I am support the Brunei but my place to jaga the screen is Indonesia's supporter more then Brunei's supporter.
It was really fun to watch the Indonesia peoples how they sing and dance to support their team.
Brunei supporter also not bad but I like more the Indonesia people do the Dangdut!!!

Yeah.... the victory is on our side and we 2-0 beat them down. The match is awesome and so excited but true true one lah..... My side here are more siok then people at the front gate there and inside the stadium.
I witness the Plastic Bottle War in between the team supporter. One from the ground and One from the top inside the stadium.
At first before the kickoff we already have fun together outside here. When the kickoff started everyone sit down and watch the big screen. Once the Brunei had the first goal and the plastic bottle war started. 
I watch the whole scenario and record it. At first is the someone from the top throw down a plastic bottle to the ground people and that's the war started! Check it out the video below Bruther!!!




The New iPad


Yes... the new iPad is call "The New iPad" nto calling iPad 2s, iPad 3 or iPad 3HD or what so ever...
Just simple as the new iPad call "The New iPad"
Yeah.. it sound kinda stupid.... imagine that you walk in the store say "I want to buy an iPad" and the store keeper ask you back "You want a the new iPad or the iPad 2?'"
Doesn't it sound making people the confusing?? 
iPad, iPad 2 and the new iPad..... crap...Apple got no name already ka?
So if new year is call Not The Old iPad lah???
By looking the name they give for the new iPad The New iPad... I feel like this is the last iPad of iPad liao. It make me think that they going to make a new gadget next year but no more iPad sudah!
iPad market looks like already go to then bottle neck now! 

Anyway... this are the new iPad "The New iPad" and I think is the last iPad.
The New iPad come with some new feature compare the iPad 2,  Retina Display 2084x1536, A5x processor  quad core graphics ,  camera 5 megapixel sensor, HD video recording, Video stabilization, Siri with Japanese, German, England, Australia slang, 4G LTE (next generation wireless) and many more! I just list out some saja the rest better you watch the video tomorrow in the Apple's website lah!

Price is almost the same as what we have now with the iPad 2. 16th March Singapore and Australia also
got start selling it..... Awesome right!! So this time we not need to wait for so long and not need let the mobile shop earn extra for that!!! 

Don't forget to download iOS 5.1 today!!!


What Name Is For The New iPad?


Is iPad 2s, iPad 2HD, iPad 3 whatever lah... name is noting to me. All I want to know is the size got bigger or not! 
Tonight again I'm sure going to No Sleep just want to see the new iPad launch online Live!!!!
The launch is at the San Francisco, Brunei local time is about 2am like that! 
No more Steve Job macam got a bit not use to it! I hope the show is going smooth and not hang with the iPad!
Ok if you also want to view it online live I suggest you watch it in Engadget.com. 
I'll also update it little bit in my FB and Twitter is I didn't fall asleep lah!!!
Btw Apple's website close for temporally now cos really to update their New iPad. I think this time they tarus sell after the launch!!!


"Nasi Katok vs Ayam Penyet"


Who say we need "Luck" for masuk final!!!! Look what we got now is the victory and take down Myanmar. If fact id the Brunei team just slowly passing the ball to pull the time, the final score is 1-3 one!!! Anyway... We Brunei still masuk the Final wat!!!! hahaha.
It was the great match... I have long time never see Brunei have happy about the football sudah! The last time I still remember one is the year Brunei win the Malaysia Cup.
Brunei team you are the best and win for the last match!!! 
It was really awesome and see the National Stadium full house.... Tonight I think is the most full of people for the past ten year... Am I right. So on the Final day I think is gonna more people in the stadium lagi.

So no doubt that the next match is Nasi Katok vs Ayam Penyet lah!!! hahahah 
Sure the stadium got a lot of Indon supporter one that day!!! Hopefully everyone play in Peace and Friendly. No fights and hates for both team supporter. 

Once again congratulation to our Brunei team enter the Final!!! 
Brunei Go Go Goal!!!!!

Unique Signboard

Two days ago I went to Lambak area looking for a shop. Me seldom come to this place so not so sure what and how the shop there looks like. The when I searching the shop I want to look for then I discovery this 2 unique signboard. The first one is a pair of big hands. I not sure what are this company do but the 2 hand really catch my eyes to look at the company foe few more second. 
The other one is a faded boy picture in the signboard who look like a famous korean horror movie Ju-On. If night time you come here for the 1st time sure you kana scare by this two thing there!