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Can I Camp Here????


Hey... Look I found a great spot to do camping!!! hehehe You don't have to worry no toilet, no water, no foods and no entertainment. Some more you phone sure have signal, Incase of emergency 3 minutes  you can reach hospital. No money in your wallet... no worries SCB and HSBC just 3 minutes walk saja. Hungry?? more senang lagi... Ayam Penyet just across the road saja!! This spot is awesome and is not hot at all... heavy rain also not need to worry too..... heheheh

Tell you what... this is my first time I use walk to across this place and I found is kinda waste lah. If can make it as car park I think is good coz this area here sometime is really not enough car park. I'm sure if open for parking car guaranty people like to park here and walk to the shop coz is totally cool under here even in the noon. 

Lai Lai Lai...McD Chicken Prosperity Burger

Arrive right on time before CNY hehehe. I just got my Chicken Prosperity Burger already so this year I'll heng heng ah!!!
Btw the Happy Meal's toys are the Pokémon so don't miss it collect it all now!



Concepts Computer Annual Dinner



Congratulation to the Concepts Computer celebrating the 13th anniversary. I also kana invited to their annual dinner at Seri Kemayan there makan. Everyone came not only got makan but also got won some awesome prize back home on that night.. The best part is it have a Acer V5 to win by one lucky person form the media. I told to the Concepts Computer general manager Mr. Vincent.P if I win that Acer V5 I'll switch myself from Mac to PC. heheheh to bad I'm not that lucky but I still won a Prolink Wireless Pan/Tile IP Camera back home...
Thank you for invited me for the dinner and and I was an awesome night I had last night!

The GM of Concepts Computer Mr.Vincent.P giving a speech during the night! 

Yam Seng.....

Some dance performance by the staffs...

She is the lucky winner from the Media.

Rano got a computer speaker

Puas hati sudah... now can smile and balik rumah happily ever after... hehehe

She is the best lucky winner of that night... won a Acer laptop and.....

A Epson Projector 

The Last Standing Man.. Won a Acer V5. But have to do the gangnam style before handover the prize to him!!! hehehe

Me also not bad got this ip camera..

Worst Freeway Cleaner


Whoever under the bridge just now wait for the bus there if you wondering why suddenly there is a wind with full of sand flying and kana your face... yeah this is how it happen lah. Lupanya this is how the clean up worker at the highway there they kumpul-kumpul the sampah from the side of the highway and mask in the bag but didn't buang to a proper place/way. This is how they do and it want caught by my car DVR. Watch the video below. They just buang back to some where that you won't see and the place you won't go!!!!
I came down form the Kiarong Highway to gadong there and I saw a worker I believe is a contractor to clean up the road one. A Kawan throw a bag of sand, soil etc from above the highway to the ground just like no body business. Wtf is that... it just like move his shit thing to left to right and that is how they do their job. They money is more easy than you and me!!! Please the authority take action about that company!!!

Night Car Wash Shop


Ya loh.... Why no one think of that oh!!! Is true not everyone day time got time to send the dirty car to wash, some people only free when is after finish work but by the time already all the car wash shop pun already tutup kedai sudah! If lunch time sent to wash also cannot because the car wash man also makan lunch too so can't do your business. So how??? ya loh only the sunday they can wash their car at home. Nut what if there is a CarWash center that can do Night time isn't that awesome! So people also can send their car to wash in night. So far I don't see here got Car Wash Center which is open until night time... If got one I'm sure good business also tu!!!  Some how night time wash car not hot again the workers also not susah susah kerja also!! mmmm I think I should open one of this shop here in town,
What should I call my shop??? mmm Kedai Cuci Malam?? Or "Night Rider Car Wash Center" hehehe later all my customer sumau burung hantu there..

Who's Fault Is That


Are you surprise to see this? You don't believe of what you see right here kan kan kan... No you are see the ugly truth right here our birds now are using our rubbish to built there nest!!
I spotted a bird nest that is using the the Wet Tissue and the aquarium fish tank filter to build for their home. I was surprise to saw this lah Bruther... I feel so sorry for them. Is our human salah.. We want to make our life easy and better but at the same time we also littering our environment and the animal ecosystem. So guys please really this time keep out town clean. 


Uncle Auntie... This Is Not Real


Listen... Listen.. Listen... Listen... Listen... Listen... Listen... Listen...
We must respect the old one... if not we don't have chicken and beef makan!!! LOL.. (for those people know what I talking about that mean you are pass for social media stuff here)
Ok btw is true this time you must listen to me... Again today one of my middle age follower share his photo to me and want told me something unusual things happen to him. His phone camera shot a something looks like a Naked Alien in his Koropok photo there...  Uncle and Auntie if next time you see you photos got a little small Alien appear at the bottom of the corner there don't panic. I understand that you don't know or use the apps or download... Is Ok this is one of the apps you can download it at the #Camera360 there. So maybe is your anak or grandchildren accidentally press download or they just want to kacau you there... So ok if next time you see like this again don't tell people sudah just delete it lah. 
If not you share it to the Chinese newspaper they going to put it in the front page again like last year!!!
I was shock when I read that news in their paper... why they didn't go check and just posted up in the. I think if I'm a apps developer I'll change the Alien to the Chinese's God of Fortune!!! Wah chinese new year almost come if see the picture got that god of fortune I think they'll happy for the rest of the year can frame up the photo hang up up high high in the living room... Isn't that better!! hehehe
If I'm not salah I think this is my 3rd time someone send this to me... so after today not need worries again ok Uncle Auntie!!!  As I say buy iPhone better lah. hahaha


Congratulation To The Winner

NBT’s “Buy A TOYOTA & Win For Your Future” Draw for TOYOTA owners at the Indoor Stadium, Berakas (main venue) and at NBT’s Kuala Belait Showroom (satellite venue) on 11th January 2013 at 9:30 AM was independently supervised by independent draw auditors, Lee Corporatehouse Associates, to guarantee that all participating TOYOTA owners at both venues had a fair and equal chance of winning.   NBT is pleased to announced that TOYOTA owner, Dyg Sukin Binti Sabak (IC No. 129479), who was present at the NBT Kuala Belait Showroom at the time of the draw, fairly and squarely won the first prize  [B$18,000 ], as did the winners of all the other prizes, and that all the lucky draw results including the first prize were independently confirmed and verified by the auditors as correct. 


Cabutan NBT bertajuk ‘Beli Sebuah TOYOTA & Menang Untuk Masa Depan Awda’ untuk pemilik TOYOTA di Stadium Tertutup, Berakas (pusat cabutan utama) dan di Dewan Pameran NBT Kuala Belait (pusat cabutan kedua), bertarikh 11 Januari 2013, pada pukul 9:30 pagi adalah diseliakan oleh juruaudit bebas, Lee Corporatehouse Associates, untuk menjamin bahawa semua pembeli TOYOTA yang hadir di kedua-dua pusat cabutan akan mempunyai peluang yang adil dan saksama untuk menangi hadiah.   NBT dengan sukacitanya mengumumkan bahawa pemilik TOYOTA, Dyg Sukin Binti Sabak (No KP: 129479) yang berada di dewan pameran NBT, Kuala Belait ketika cabutan dibuat, telah secara adil memenangi hadiah pertama [B$18,000], sepertimana jua semua pemenang hadiah yang lain. Semua keputusan cabutan termasuk hadiah pertama telah jua disemak dan disahkan betul oleh juruaudit bebas. 


NBT Above: Dyg Sukin (with her winning voucher), her family and NBT Staff at NBT’s KB Showroom (the satellite draw venue). Below: Some of NBT’s KB customers present at the showroom during the draw.




Be A Smart Customer Not A Dumb Buyer




WalanEh..... Lucky I got go do home work if not I think I'm gonna be another victim chop by their samurai!!! Holy crab... their price are really ridiculas man!!! If my house rice cooker didn't turn like that I think I also didn't found out this case.

Last 2 week I just notice that our rice cooker is time to retire so I told my mom is time you chance a new one sudah. Then last week I went to the CF11 and saw a booth got selling rice cooker and I ask the sell man how much each.. He told me after discount is B$53.10 only. I never buy rice cooker before so I don't know their price but I remember in HuaHo the Tiger brand is nearly B$200.00 so I think this one here are consider cheap lah. So I told the sell man to put the calculator beside the rice cooker and I want to take photo and show my mother. Lucky I didn't buy on the spot because I didn't bring enough money that day coz I just want to coverage the CF11 saja. After one week which is yesterday Sunday me and my wife plus anaks went to the Jaya Hypermark I saw the same brand, same size, same color, same model only selling B$39.90 only!!! Is B$14.00 different Bruthers!!! 
I really don't understand how can it be such a big number different with it? Yet is after discount some more.. if is not discount wah friends this people really son of Dracula's son lah.. suck our bloods until we dry!!! I'm sorry to tell this here... after I found out this rice cooker things I think I never trusted anymore this kind of Fair Fair things anymore!!! 
So sellers purposely mark up their price here in the Fair do you think this is call FAIR?
So I advise all the shopper be a smart shopper not a dumb buyer next time at CF12.




When Toilet Good Reputation Also Good




Yes is true... Not only me saja I believe you also feel in the same way too and I don't think now a civilize people who like to stay in a dirty and stinky toilet for more than one minute there. 
Not unless your poo poo and wee wee really standby at your gate already if not I'm sure you prefer hold it and bring back them home to Buang!!!
Do you know that now your shop or restaurant 's toilet also representing your reputation too? If is dirty and sting no one like to go one... and you name also not good. 
Like me yesterday I went to a shopping mall at town makan at the food court. I been hold for my wee wee for quite sometime sudah and cannot tahan so I went to the food court toilet... OMG haven't masuk already can smell the ammonia. Skali I see the 2 wee wee bowl cover by posters which is Out of Order,   so use the toilet bowl lah... more worst again, no door nob and lock for both!!! nasib I just want to wee wee not poo poo, if i want to poo poo sure someone see my Ting Ting!!! LOL.....
Eh hello... this is a shopping mall and some how many local travel agents bring the tourism came here to shopping... this people also need to go toilet too if let them see our shopping mall toilet like that you think they not tell the story after they balik ka!!! Malu jua...
Como on.. please fix it lah Bruther!!! For men we never mind we just stand up no problem one... but for lady how to stand up and wee wee right! Unless she had learn the Kong Fu from China Shaoling there lah... 360 degree upside-down wee wee also no problem there! I'm quite upset to see toilet are so dirty like that! 



No Worries Is Under Control




Yesterday right after I heard there is some oil spill at the tungku beach me and some our beach bunch tarus rush to the beach and have a look. Me went to Empire Hotel and see, some go Jerudong like that! 
Right after I reach empire hotel the marine center I saw the Jabatan Laut and some Shell people already there see see look look. 
Then when I approached to them and asked how is the beach's situation but they seen to be like retention silence... I understand lah because they are not pangkat high high and also don't dare to simply say anything mana tau nanti salah cakap right!!  So I can't have more info about it lah then I go around the beach myself and take a look. After an hour me from the Marine Center beach to East side of the beach I don't see and oil on the beach or rock, only rubbishs even a Water Heater also can see on the East side of the beach!!! OMG... 
After I go check the beach and no found a drop of oil then we went to Tungku Beach there and meet big boss there!!
Then the Mr.Ken Marnoch (Shell MD) explaining the location of the oil spill and where it is expecting to land. Lupanya it just a oil sheen about few kilometer long and wide. Lucky is not the pure raw oil bruther otherwise jialat lah!!! 



Found somethings but believe is not oil lah... Empire's beaches Safe!!!
The Marine Center Beach Empire Hotel.

The Angmo go swimming that's mean is safe!!

Shell people go around see got oil spill or not!!




Clean and no littering at this area!!!

I wonder who it come here!!!


Mr.Ken Marnoch explaining to us the location of the oil spill and where it is expecting to land at the afternoon.



CF11 At Indoor Stadium




CF11 today kick off at the Indoor Stadium outside car park there. This year have something different than previous year, It not in the ICC or Bridex, so when I step into the camp there I see many people are sweating and keep fan fan there!! They have aircon but macan not power enough. I recommended if you want to go better don't go in the lunch time or in between 11am-1pm lah. unless they set few more aircon lah!!!
Compare with last year ( see here ) I kinda like this year here. But off coz I smaller lah but I see got more stuff and more interesting. This year CF11 I don't see got shuttle bus. So I just park my car near the on the other side of the indoor stadium and took 5 minutes walk to the camp.
But remember don't put some bag or valuable items in your car oh... later you window kana break and lost your stuff. So far I knew that place always got this kind if case happen there especially at the night time!!!
 One thing I had learn with every time I came to this kind of fair. If you want to buy some thing there I suggest you buy with the local companies there. I had found that those foreigner companies their things sometime is only new or seldom having here, but mostly of it not Tahan Lama to use and yet is not cheap!!! They came here just to make money not to serve you long term. Just like the one I post in my FB and things for massage head one I found interesting and want to share with you all, B$15.00 each but 2 only B$20.00. I thought is worth it mana tau one of my reader say at XX Mall only B$5.00 each!!! So do you see tha!!! Be smart ok.... not guaranty you buy the stuff there are good deal!!!!
After 4 days the things you buy then rosak... ah bye bye lah. If kalau local company you still can go to their shop can change!
Be a Smart Shopper not a Dumb Ass there!!!

SHHco. specialist with Tyre, Rims and Car Care!!!

Concepts Computer, Best Deal in Town. Not only the price but also services.

If you are a book reader lovers then you should drop by here dBookHaus. Price are incredible worth!!! Cook book, comic, education, story macam-macam ada! Check in their FB

Can you believe that this cat book only sell for B$79.90 and is new!!!


You see the long long round pipe things? That is the aircon but still feel warm here at noon!!!

This is nice... a flower pillow can turn to 3 way!!!


I kinda like this white printer from the Concepts Computer!!! 


I want Tongkat Ali.... Eh..no they don't have only have Sea Horse, Lion King, Shark, Snake, Zebra, Horse, Fish, Dinosaur !!! 

Check it out this in the indoor stadium. Your car not need the key to open the lock anymore!!!

Motor and car showcase at CF11 too

Have you try out this new energy drink in town? RealPower the official energy drinks by Real Madrid. Import by Chuen Lai Company.

Sorry this is not my section.... Let's reverse gear!!! 

One for $15.00 Two for $20.00... Yea right!!!