No More Mac vs Pc Ads???

No sound no sound like that already half of the April now. But why there is not new ads yet le?

Boring la like that Apple long time no update it already... almost 6 months no new funny video of the Mac vs Pc..... It is they out of the idea or there is nothing much Pc can compare with the Mac already ka? Or maybe this time PC really done a job with their Window 7! If you haven't watch any of the video that click HERE!  

I Try It.......

Ya la I know is kind of late of testing the iPad but anyway what to do is not my fault ma... the Brunei Apple store late show their display set to the public..... some how all the iPad have sold to the people booking early. The Apple store at Mall had just arrived last night 8pm you guys can go there and have a try... but too bad is not for sale only for display. But if you really want to buy it and can't wait for another shipment!!!! there is always a way you still can buy it one if you don't mind is a display set la.... Now let me teach you how to do and make them to sell you the iPad!!!!!! 

Listen!!!! All you need is to standby a 20 cent or Unremovable Marker Pen and then ask the staff to show you the iPad, once you had try with the iPad and then turn over the at the back and use the 20 cents to scratch or write your name on it!!! Walak.... and that iPad is belongs to your. No matter what they sure sell it to you one.... cause all the shop Teams and Condition is "Once It Broke, It Consider Sold"!

Easy Right??? You not need to begging the Manager to sell it for you, Or call up the Boss or what so ever!!! Unless they don't need you to pay it and keep on putting the iPad in their shop as a display set WITH you name behind it!!!!

P/S: Don't tell them that I teach you one Ok! And this trick also can use at buying Motobike, Car, Laptop, Phone and so and so and so....... Is avery useful trick!

note: Make sure you really wanted to buy the item and don't play play... 

Looking For A Job?????

What Job you looking for? New Job, Old Job, Good Job, Bad Job, Easy Job, Hard Job, Sit Job, Stand Job or Long Time No Job. Just come to ICC here and Look For A Job!!!!!!

ICC there got a Job Carnival 2010/ Karnival Kerjaya 2010 from 13th-17th of April. You can go there and see see look look mana tau you can found a Job there right??? This event today just started and I see a lot of Student and Youngster there just walk walk and talk talk. Not much people really sit down and asking the booth people what is Job and do some serious interview. Not sure really wanted to look for a Job or just want to Jalan-jalan saja. Maybe is because they are just step out from the school and come to the real "SOCIETY" as I see by their face look like lack of confident one, some guys even lagi Terok dare to interview the Bank Job and with a damm LONG hair again! Is it Joking or Kidding I don't understand lah....

 At the moment now Job are very hard to find, just take any Job whoever hire you one first. Doesn't matter is a Low Class Job or No Class Job. As long as every month you have money masuk your pocket then sudah lah instate of sit at home, watch TV do nothing and wasted your time. Take my advise don't harap wait for a government Job at the moment! Take any Job you can and Gain your Skill and Experience 1st! 

Me long long time ago also known nothing one... I ever work as a Computer Salesman at Bangunan Guru-Guru, Security at Yayasan, Contraction's Foreman at Tunggu Link Hanger, Chili Sauce Deliver Man, Karaoke Dj at Gadong, AV Technician at Empire Hotel, Tour Guide and Driver Jurudong Park(freelance) Pirate CD Burner Man, World Cup and Premiere League Bookie, Underground Casino, Beer Refill Man, Disco Club DJ  and many more.... And now I'm a Freelance Soundman and a No#1 Broken~English Blogger 

( don't ask me how much I earn but I can tell you I just need to work for 7 days per month and is enough for me now!!!)  

All this Job do you think I know how to do at the 1st palce??? NO....... is not!!! Nobody already knows what to do after they born one..... we must try and try and try Until we get it right!!!

I learned the different skills and experiences with all the Job I had and it help me a lot on this day. Skill and Experience are very important one. So all the Newbies out there give yourself a Challenge and push yourself Harder. Try to not to waste you time again today. So get your butt out of the couch and go ICC there to look for a Job NOW!!!!

 This is the entrance to the way of success......

The speaker give the audience a nice advise and lecture. 

Don't play play...... full house man!!!!

 Graduate is = to Jobless this day!!!

Meet some old friend there and now they become boss sudah! We used to worked together last time at Yayasan there!!!

This is her produce which need some Salesman to do the sales......

My old friend from the Empire Hotel HR Department. Anyone want to work there??? Please look for Suzi and ask her what job that suitable you!!! 

Suzi...... got Manager Post for me or not??? Manager of Toilet also can lah!!!

Anyone??? Do BBQ also a nice Job! Mana tau one day you sell your own at Pasar Malam ka????

Good Luck Young Man!!!

p/s: Don't wait for the Government's Job liao lah..... If got also not your turn yet one!!!!!

It Is Kena Prank by Someone Or What???

How to pay this guy with his salary le??? OMG $250.00 per hour. I wondering what skill he had and I don't! The pay is higher then anyone of you reading my blog here!

Ai ya... I think this post sure fake one la, 100% kena his friend kacau one sudah. I found this post at the Brudirect Classified today. I'm sure someone wanted to kacau him that's why post it there.

But say true true one la this is something way beyond the limit sudah. What if this guy really want to look for a job but the boss saw this post where dare to hire him lagi right! Wanted to kacau but also need to a limit one! click here to see the BD classified. One thing I also don't understand the BD one... why they didn't check is this a prank one or so! Don't just apa also can post one ma. The kana one always is our this people!!! FYI I do call up the number provide below there any try to talk to the guy but too bad I think he received to many unknown call and that's didn't answer my too!!! 

But now I had a question here, if this is true kena kacau by someone example people took my picture and post it there without my acknowledgment or was so ever (in Brunei) can I make a police case or not ka? Or BD can take some action about it or not? Email or Msg to me if know about this issue. Thanks!

What's Goes Around, It's Comes Around!

Is true.... what's goes around it's comes around. I remember 12 years ago I use like to go Yahoo chat room with some Hong Kong and Canada net friends to kick some people there. We always kacau people  in the Karaoke chat room there. whoever sing good or sing bad also "F" by us. Even those we been "KICK" out from the room but still came back and use another user name to kick their ass! But after two months Yahoo had closed down the Chat room due to the reason too much "F" and "S" there..... We not only went to the Chinese channel chat room but also Orang Putih room too... Chinese we "F", Orang Putih we "F" even the Japanese one we also "F" even those we don't know how to speak Japanese but still keep on said "PAKAYARO" to them hahaha....... At the time I do feel cool and kambang of doing that! Don't know why I like to doing that with the net friends in there but just feel happy and fun with it. Cause the other person never know who we are and never gonna meet us too! So we just like to "F" anyone we likes! 

Hahaha..... now I almost 40 years old (3 more year to go lagi lah) and think about it and it feel like just happen on yesterday.  Time gone so fast lah.... But never mind la age it just a number doesn't matter how I look but inside of me still younger then a lot of people out there! 

Anyway after so many years already I had "F"ed so many people in the net and now is time all this "S" is back to me! hahahah.... Some people just like me when I was young the time and came to my blog and  "F" me here. Totally, Exactly the same thing what I did last time! hahaha.... I believe everyone here has their right to show what's their like and dislike. Which is just as same as like me, I totally don't like "Britney Spear" no matter how good she sang, dance and look. I just don't like her!!! I always call her "Bitchy Slut" whenever I heard her song in the radio or TV. But but but but but..... the funny things is I still know how to sing her song!!! So is also the some thing to those people don't like my blog, articles, video and comments but but but but but....... still came here to read my blog!!!!!

If you ask me do I mad about all this "S" sorry I'm not. Cause I'm still the winner due to you came to visit my blog even those no matter how much you dislike me and my blog!

So guys..... Believe me! What's Goes Around It's Comes Around one...... hahaha!!!

My New Profile Picture!!!

Thanks for Jason Ong the founder of Masamichi Studio  giving me some free photo shot while I operating the Yamaha M7cl two days ago. Visit his site or his Facebook to have a look! Mana tau you want to Kahwin and need someone to take picture or the event ka right? 

Once again Thanks to Jason took my "Action and Kanasai" picture!!!

Meet The Fans From KL!

Yesterday met a friend from Kuala Lumpur ( Dv Cnc / FB fake name). She is one my TIGER.LIM™ fans too. Of cause not really all the way came to Brunei just to met me one la, where got this crazy kan? You think I really a superstar like Wu Chun meh...... Anyway she came to Brunei to interview a new job here. Thanks to one of my old friend Jolli Wu ( FB fake name again ) which is Dv Cnc's sister's boyfriend he is the one who call up and told me that someone really wanted to met me! At first I though he's try to prank me one. So I told him "if is a Hot Dog please make the appointment next year but if is a Hot Chix please wait for me in his room!" But Jolli wu keep begging on me to meet them. So last last I went to meet them at the Bowling Center there. 

Now then I know Dv Cnc was born in Malaysia but grow up in Brunei by looking her FB info and  almost a full page is introducing about herself. 

(this is just only a small corner which she love and hate! )

 Loves to eat/travel

Loves to indulge

Loves Xtreme sports

Loves clubbin/dancin

Loves spontaneity/Adventure

Loves originality

Hates Karaoke

Hates hypocrites/fakers

Hates cigs

Hates grly grls w tons of makeup

Hates calculative/stingy ppl

Conclusion: A pretty nice girl likes to do a lot of thing but FLY!

( I mean really really like a bird fly) 

Anyway we have a good time in chit-chat at the fast food restaurant and somehow I been threaten to sing my Jam Jam Jam song again in the restaurant and take video by them T.T
 Really nice to meet you all and once agin Thanks to Jolli Wu( FB fake name )

Me and my fans Dv Cnc

Tiger lim, Dv Cnc, Nileen Jolly and Jolli Wu 

Just Another Day Routine Job!

The reason I didn't post any thing in my blog here because I busy with this concert la. Very tired with this show. Three day to set up everything but only took us three hour to dismantle. This is three day I only slept for less then seven hours. Yang paling teruk one is today lah.. totally no sleep until now(sunday) I post this video here. reason is because I went to Sungai Liang with my wife and mother in law to clean up my father in law grave stone. So now I want to take a good rest 1st then tomorrow baru start blogger again la!!!

Why Still No Update One????

Ya ba ya ba.... I know bah.... Cause this few day I'll be very busy with running a private function here in Brunei. Thursday  setup, Friday rehearsal and Saturday Show time. This few days I also don't have a nice sleep sudah, somehow Sunday early in the morning have to go Sungai Liang there go 拜山 /cuci kurbu/ tomb rider again. busy busy busy... maybe next monday I post something la! Bye dude!

Are You Gonna Hate Me With This Video! No???

Music, Composing, Singing, Video, Editing, Filming all do by myself in the afternoon. Using iMovie and GarageBand to finish it all! 

Look Alike Part 3!!!

If you ask me where is Mr. Osama Bin Ladin now I totally  have no idea!!! Even those the American FBI or CIA also no idea (maybe they have also diam diam one la) 

But!! If you ask me where to find someone who look like him. I can tell you where!!! And this guy is in Brunei here. Every beginning of the month I always saw this guy cutting grass around my kampong. And every time I saw him I always come with the same question. Why he look so alike like Bin Ladin? What if he is really Bin Ladin. If he really is Bin Ladin what the hell he doing here and cutting grasses??? Does he decide to change occupation status or do I get the reward from FBI if he os really Bin Ladin??
Just look at yourself and give me some comment here too.... enjoy and have a laugh!!!!

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Look the same of not hahah????? Same right???? now Si Ladin no more using AK47 to cari makan sudah. Change to MPR (misin potong ruput) to cari makan!!!

Bad Day!!! Bad Crab!!!!

Really really bad day for me last night!!!!!!! Went to Yayasan food court there having dinner with my Father, Mother, Sister. Wife and Mom in law. Purposely went there for having a Sea Food meal cause I wanted to eat Katam for long time sudah. So yesterday sunday also a family day I treated they all makan there lo. I order some sotong, udang and katam. Foods are not bad and the prices also reasonable. In fact I also want to posted their food review in my blog here but too bad I cancel it. Nothing do with the boss or the staffs service or what so ever, the only reason is because of their FRESH CRAB la!!! It BROKEN my tooth!!!!!! Some how is my front gigi lagi la!! It's really CRAB!!!!

Don't ask me how it happen Ok! cause I also not sure!!!  All I remember is when I eat the nasi the time I hear a crake sound. I think maybe is because I bite the crab shell which mix in my rice la!!! 

I don't know why my teeth all of sudden that weak one, maybe is because my age has 3 more years to go and gonna reach 40' and that is why maybe I lack of Calcium. Some how I'm a person cannot take Milk one lagi la, cause once I drink the mike sure with in 30 minute have to go toilet sudah(Lausai) 

Aiyo..... problem la now me!!!! After so many year and now I have to visit the Doctor Gigi lagi!!! I almost more then 20 years didn't visit the dentist already and now I have to see them again T.T

I'm sure the dentist must have many things to complaint my teeth one.... You see la!!!!!

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E' Green Cafe!!!

Today I want to bring you hunt for one of my favorite dish LAKSA!!!! I love Laksa very much especially the Kuching Laksa! I ever went to Kuching and try their Legend Laksa there last year! So last Saturday I went to coverage one of this restaurant at the Sumbangsih Mulia which is just next to the Beribi Baiduri Bank. The restaurant name is E~Green Cafe. Their Laksa really didn't make me disappointed especially their secret recipe Sambal Belacan it really really taste good, once it mixed together with the Laksa the Kuching taste totally all in my mouth sudah. After I finished the whole bowl of Laksa and I was sweated like a p_g. Just exactly the same way I sweated at the Kuching there too. Folks let's try it if you are a Laksa lover like me too. 

Anyway if you doesn't like Laksa no problem, They also serve from oriental style to western food. At the moment now they open from 7am to 1:30pm then afternoon they rest. And then they open again from 6pm to 11pm. And I notice that area have plenty of car park so you not need to worry for  rush on your lunch and late back to your office again! Also they have a big projector screen to projected some sport channel and there is a good spot for people to hang around with their buddy too.

Reservation please dial +673-2457126 or +673-8757228( Khadijah)

So this is the Sumbangsih Mulia which located at Beribi next to the Baiduri Bank one.

And this is the one I mention the E' Green Cafe lo....

Nice leh... the environment some how they also got serve Dim Sum too.

FYI they also have FREE Wi-Fi internet too. Bring your laptop there and surf www.tigerlim.com Ok!!!

Not need I tell you, you also know what is this la right!!! So don't ask me their number liao Ok!!!

Na this is the Laska I try one lo. Good Good!!!!

Remember must eat together the laksa with this Sambal Belacan. 

See... no play play one I hamtam it all!!!

If you ask me which one taste better I would say is the blue color one "The Blue Whale" reason is I not a Chocolate Milk Shake supporter but I'm sure all kids are gonna like it one!!!!

If you are the fish lover I strongly recommended you try their two dish. Curry Fish Head or the Deep Fried Seabass(selungsung) So this is their chef handsome right??? Look like David BackHam isn't it?? hehehe... no la just kidding nya la! Thanks to Zamani and let try on his cook. 

If you see this beautiful lady there please tell her I'm the one who introduce you all to come here eat one. But don't use my name to Otang there lah Ok!!!!

Have You Double Checked????

I can't believe this kind of mistake also can't happen one. For you maybe is nothing happen, it just another day with another mistake. But for some people who received this letter it can reminded them the hurt and the pain again!!! I hope after you have watch this video and please don't let your staff do the same mistake again! Thanks for your time Mr. Lim, General Manager of Brunei AIA.

Household Expenditure Survey 2010/11

Today someone had came to my house and doing the survey! Basically is all about how much we spend money for daily and per month. This survey is from the Prime Minister's Office then survey guy name is Awang Yusra. Surprisingly Yusra also one of my reader too. He didn't aspected met me in my house. I can see that he is so surprise and happy to meet me. 

So anyway start from today we have to Log In with this Purple Booklet and written what we spend on  and how much it's cost. Weigh, Size and Quantity. What, When, Where we travel. And even the past 12 month did we bought camera,car,moto,pc. Who and how and where got the payment money in or out and so and so and so!!! Mati la this time so many thing to do and have to write down now! Busy busy.......

I think is is a good survey cause start from today I can know how much we all spend in daily and monthly. So today I started to note down what we had spend and I found out I'm the lesser spender money of the day, Only Bnd$8.20 and guess who has the most spender today? Is my 6 months old daughter, she spend Bnd$100.00 for her medical injection at T.K Chann this afternoon. Seriously the Bnd$100.00 is her own money from her Angpow so this expenses is her one so she have to pay herself! All this thing I marked at the Big Purple Booklet already! I wonder the Prime Minister Office people can understand my Broken~English Style Records or not oh.... hahahahaha!!!!!! 

Total of expenses today: Bnd$210.20

Boss Here's My Resigning Video!!!

I'm Voted In Top 30!!!

Remember few months ago I had posted my Jam Jam Jam Jammmm  video on the Who's Got Talent Season 2 organize by the B.Mobile and it was a big hit there too. I had nominate to the Top 30. How do I know? Cause I just received a call from their committee and they want to attend the event on this coming Saturday which mean just another 2 days lagi!

Stop Stop Stop..... this is too much already!!! I can't handle so many things once in a time! Missed My Flight To Singapore, Lost and Recovered my Passport, Got new Job, Cut Long Hairs, Started New Life and now what? Contest again??? Too Much ...Too Much .... I don't think I can made it!!! Unless I tell my new boss " Boss this Saturday I want to take off day! Cause I want to attend the Brunei Who's Got Talent Show!!!!""  like that???? Just started work today and need to take after next next day!!!! I don't think this is possible man.....

So I would like to say Thanks for those people who had voted me and Sorry that I really can't attend the contest!!!! Really really Sorry dude!!!

Once again Thank You so much that voted me!!!!

April Fool, New Hair Style, New Job, New Environment And New Life!

Everything all come in too sudden, all of sudden feel don't use to it! Life change, job change and hair style change too! Too much too much.... why suddenly there is so many things come in one time. Few day ago I missed my flight to Singapore. Then the next day I lost my Passport, but last last it recover back! Then today I got a new job. Life change, Working Environment change, Hair Style also change.

So what to do..... Life still goes on. I missed yesterday life. Wake up whenever I like, go wherever I suka  and work whoever I want! 

But now everything has change change and change. I have to reach to the office before 7:30am, Lunch break at 12pm~1pm. then finish work at 5pm. Work for how many days a week still not sure la, maybe Monday to Friday working then Saturday and Sunday off. If not is Saturday work half day la. At the moment I still haven't know what is my position yet but I have a feeling that is going Pao Sua and Pao Hai  ( which mean is A~Z also do la ) Feel like I been Sell Piggi 賣豬仔 ( I been selling). I'm not so sure why I taking this job, at the moment I see this place like no Challenge fro me. I still like to do Live Sound Operating and do the Back Stage stuff. I just really don't know why I want to take this job. Maybe is because I'm too FREE in my life now and wanted to waste some more! HAHAHA!!! If this new job is toooooo boring! I think one day I going to quit and back to what I use to have la!!!!! So now see how 1st la!!!