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Bad News Bad News!!!


Bad new.... early in the morning while I turn on the TV already saw a report that say Bangkok today the RED SHIRTS (Thailand former Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra supporters) started having the protests in Bangkok. Of cause this kind of thing nothing kena with us one here, but the problem is I got a show in Phuket next week so I got to fly over to Bangkok and take another 10 hours car drive all the way to Phuket. Then I have to rush back to Brunei on the 19th for another show lagi la.... I really hope every thing please please please be fine!!! Please no protest on the Bangkok Airport otherwise I really don't know how to come back here sudah! If there is a protest in the airport then you must see my blog here how I coverage the news and watch my footage sudah!!!! So coming this weeks I'll be very busy so maybe I not much thing too posting in my blog. 

Like That Also Can On The Road Ka????

Mother........ like that also can on the road ka???? Where got some more LAW lagi. The whole highway you take back home lo.... like that we all not need to use sudah la!!! The door already broken and hang hang one like that still dare drive on the road again. If the door fall down on the road and hit other road user how??? ( say sorry lo...) 
Today I saw this cute cute hello kitty driver driven his lovely romantic van on the highway.
I don't know is it the Van design is like that or the driver is waiting MTV to come and Pimp His Ride!!! The rear door already broken like that and yet still want to use it one the road.... Seriously what if the door fall down and hit some other road user how? If nothing happen Ok la but what if a man on the way back home after working and wanted to meet his wife and the lovely daughter go for dinner, but because if this Van's door fall on this car and die in the accident............... HOW???
That is why... sometime the incident didn't happen on your own you never feel the pain one. I hope this people can pay some attention to other road user too. Don't just think about your own convenient saja!!! 

Nice Bike But Bad S

This evening me on the way to Empire Hotel to pick up my wife the time I saw this Horrible scene. A nice big bike riding on the highway but pick up a wrong passenger. When I follow behind this Stylo Milo biker I saw this Big Fat S in front of me really feel hungry cause the big whole moon make me feel like want to eat a Big Mac. At first from the far I though saw the bike was modified but the more I closed  it the more I don't understand why the biker wanted to mod the bike's tail so BIG!!!! Sekali I baru notice is a back passenger's Butt.... hahahah Omg what a big S in front of me.... Surely this Wednesday,Saturday and Sunday cannot buy 1234D sudah.... 
SIAL.........




Are You With Me????

So guys....... are you with me together joining this such a Big event The 60 Earth Hour? Show your care for just five minute also can wah. Just switch off all your house light on the 27th March 2010 Saturday night 8.30 pm to 9.30pm. It is a very easy job to do but it just your heart wanted to do or not. I hope this year I can see more buildings to switch off their lights in Brunei especially those building built big big and high high one...... I know you guys can do it one. Just do it and show your care  for the Earth we live. 3 weeks from now and let us prepare for this big show to come!!!

Thanks To Facebook!

Thanks to Facebook we all meet again. The story is like that one. Once upon a time A,B,C and D are living in the same Kampong which is where I stay now. A is me, B and D are sisters and C is the mother of E. Then the  B, C and D had moved to some other place to stay but only left A. So after 20 years B found A in the Facebook then B miss C very much and want to look for her. So A try his best to look for C. Finally A found C in the Facebook too. So B and C can meet together. Then two days ago B and D came from Malaysia to meet A and C and took this photo at A's home. Thanks you for the Facebook! End! 

KoKoKan Chicken Rice!

Kokokan Kokokan Kokokan...??? What kind of name is that???? It sound very funny to me la. I think this is the most funniest restaurant name in Brunei. But wait a minute and think about it oh. It is a very successful name because it already locked in my mind. It's so easy to remember the name... KOKO....Kan? hahaha. Anyway I had heard this restaurant open at Gadong last 2 months ago and also have a good review for there food too.Some how I long time no doing the local food review already, So today I decide to bring my Rocker Dad and his Sexy Wife (which is my Mom la) and go for a try. Sekali I went there and see really not Play Play man..... FULL HOUSE omg. But we are lucky enough ngam ngam got seat of us. I like their restaurant's decoration especially those photo on the wall.
So what is their signature dish? KOKO is Chicken then of cause is Chicken Rice la. At first I though it just an ordinary chicken rice but this time I really impress by them. We order the Set "A" and Set "B" this is the 1st time I see eat CR also got Set Meal one. Walao so update man.... or is it I already outdate kan? Anyway.... their chicken really taste good especially the steam chicken,Soft with the meat and Smooth with the skin. Not like some other CR the chicken are over cooked. I really gonna like their CR here..... and no wonder why so many people said is good and always full house la now I understand liao.
I suggest you guys should try here if next time you want to try a new food or restaurant. And one more thing don't forget to try their "Royal BBQ" I'm sure you gonna like it too. 
Food review #4 stars + one thumb up I give to them.

Outside view of KOKOKAN!!!! O.....Now then I know what it mean by KOKOKAN.... is Rooster's Crow in Malay languages..... OIC.....

Guess which who is my Rocker Dad and his Sexy Wife?

This is the Royal BBQ..... looks yummy right?

Like That Also Want to Kacao!

Can't miss a chance to making fun because this is the rules of TIGER.LIM™. One of the foreign artist from Malaysia came to Brunei here and perform for a local bank dinner show. While she having a rehearsal on the stage and I did this........

Pran'k Call......


Heng ah......... Luckily I didn't say something wrong ah today! Why? cause I received a prank call from Pilihan FM by one of the beautiful Dj Conia and is live on the radio......
At 1st  though which lady call me and I can't recall who is this Conia. I was so worry that she going to told me that she had my BABY!!! Hahahaha..... But luckily in the phone she said that she want me to be her MC in on her 26th September Birthday Party with 200 guests. And she want me to wear a PINK jacket while in the show. Hai ya... nasib I didn't flirt with her and ask her out if not I don't know where to put my face liao. Anyway thanks for you call Conia and thanks for put me on table today! I gonna remember your BIRTHDAY one... you see la! hehehe

p/s: Conia FYI if next time you want to Kacao a guy in a phone! Just tell him that you had his BABY.
I'm sure that man jumping like a hot plate ants. All man can't take that Jokes one.... Trust Me it works!

Night Riding!




Having a ride with some newbie Yamaha Fino Rider last night. Quite having fun but it just a 
little ain't enough to me la. Hope next time we can ride for a long trip.

Closed... Closed... And Closed!!!!

Business easy to open but hard to maintain( 創業容易守業難) is this all the Chinese businessman said all the time. But is true one la... Most of the people doing business mostly are with a heart of TRY.
But brother... Do Business cannot hug with a try to do one.... Some how this day oh do business are not easy one le..... You see like this one of a very old skoll hotel in Brunei are finally closed. This Capital Hotel opened more then 30 years in Brunei. It located in the heart of Bandar Seri Begawan very close to the Chung Hwa School there. How it close? I not sure la... But I think is can't fight with other rival or maybe is their management or what so ever la. Anyway... not only this Capital Hotel had closed but also some other shop in the Gadong Mall there too. Especially there is one shop near to my brother shop next to the Uni Arcade Funland. In fact the owner are one of my friend too. So sayang la... can't fight with the  economy this day some how she also no time to take care the shop too la, so she and her partner decide to close down on this month. And also there is two more unit also available to rent now at the mall. So anyone who have a heart want to try try do some business... I advise you better don't do it.... Save your money lagi better!


This are the two shop which near to my brother one.

2010 Year of Tiger's Angpow!

Last day of CNY so today can open all the AngPow sudah. Of cause this year I less received AP due to me kahwin sudah that's why I can't show you people much what AP I have this year. Anyway this is some AP I have and I think is good looking one and some AP are one of the reader who mail to me too. If you have some AP please send it to me too. I really appreciated.

Chap Goh May!!!




Chap Goh May is the Chinese New Year 15th day la also known as Yuan Xiao Festival
(元宵節) so this is night is the last day of CNY mostly we Chinese usually will having dinner
together with the family member. Of cause la here are not happening as in Hong Kong or
Taiwan there. That side they have Lantern Show, Firework Show and visit the night market
after the dinner. so me and my family we all having BBQ at home and watch firework.

The Cyber Magic Show pt2!

Seen like many people has been prank by my previous video so this time I really make a real 
Cyber Magic here (again). But this video you must be very carefully listen what is my instruction otherwise is not going to work! So let brief you before you play the video below.
This is just a Cyber Magic Show.... Nothing Personal...... Ok! heheheheheh

Cyber Magic Tiger Show!

The 26th National Day!!!


Wa..... time goes so fast ar. No sound no sound I already celebrate the Brunei National Day for 26 time liao..... Happy National Day To All The Brunei People!
I still remember the that day Brunei independent. That time I was just a little boy which I was 10 years old. But of cause lah I don't understand what is it all about at that time. I remember I asked my Mom again why those people shouting and said Merdeka..... Merdeka.... Merdeka....!!! at the Padang???? 
Because we are Independent already lo...... my Mom said. Guys...In 1984 I believe no any children which is 10 years old that can understand what is the meaning of INDEPENDENT one!!!! Am I right!!!! So if next time my daughter ask me ~ Daddy Daddy....what is "Independent"??? I sure going to tell her.... 
Honey...... Is a Holiday!!! 

Blood Suckers Is Coming!!!!


Is unbelievable..... 135 ekor nyamok in my living room has killed by my Mom last night! I never see that much of mosquitoes in my house before. So Gali to see that. 
I wondering why there is so much mosquitoes all of sudden appear in my house la..... I think is maybe because of there is no raining since 2 weeks ago yet it is so hot and causing all the grasses almost wanted to die liao that's why the Nyamok has no place to hide and fly into my house living room to hide lo.
But don't play play o..... this mosquitoes although is small o but once you kana bite by them sure you cannot tahan the gatal tu.... and some how could be bring virus too.( of cause not that kind of computer's virus la) So I suggest you guys aware of this Ok especially who is stay in Brunei one. Singapore and Malaysia I think is OK right? at least your side got raining kan? 

Today's The Brunei Times page 5

Mission Impossible Make It Possible!!!


Finally the " Brunei Beach Bunch " is back. Due to some reason this organization had stopped the beach cleaning for couples of months. But never mind Mission Impossible... Let's make it Possible. Hope next time there is more people to join as volunteers. Which is like me also this is the first time I join them. Is quite fun there and meet some new friends there too. But too bad I can't spend more time with them cause I had promise my wife to bring her for breakfast today. So I spend 2 hours there on the beach and collected 2 big of rubbish. I not so sure how many rubbish we had collect today but I can tell you is ALOT!!!!! Anyway... so if you guys interested to join us next event, you may join this Brunei Beach Bunch by click here